Sanity Check · 6 reports
Incident Reports
Every entry is a true event, filed at the time, under a reference number. The Department does not investigate. The Department sympathises and makes a note.
IR-006
I Have Read This Book 412 Times
I know it better than my wedding vows. I did not choose this.
Night Shift
28 OCT 2026
IR-005
The Birthday Party Industrial Complex
At some point a child's birthday became a three-week logistics operation with a risk assessment.
Domestic Policy
24 OCT 2026
IR-004
I Have Become a Search Engine for Objects
Query: where is my [thing]. Results: 400,000,000, ranked by my will to live.
Infrastructure
20 OCT 2026
IR-003
The 4pm Witching Hour: A Field Study
Between 16:00 and 18:00 my children are replaced by feral raccoons in their clothing.
Field Research
15 OCT 2026
IR-002
The Snack Economy Has Collapsed
At 15:42 my son declared he was starving. He was holding a cracker.
Domestic Policy
11 OCT 2026
IR-001
Nobody Told Me About the Admin
I was braced for the sleeplessness. Nobody mentioned the forms.
The Job
06 OCT 2026