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Channel 01 · email
THE REPEATEROne email, most Sundays.
A new incident report, one thing that actually worked, and the week’s most repeated sentence. Written by the same person who has said “shoes” 214 times this week.
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Channel 02 · device
PUSHA notification when a report is filed.
No app to install, no account, nothing on your lock screen but the occasional filing. Appears only after you ask for it — the Department does not arrive uninvited.
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